gagagobble:

weloveshortvideos:

Maddie just poured hot grease from the bacon on duke

THIS IS ME

"Stay single until someone actually complements your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it."
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thirtymilewoman:
“whitebeltwriter:
“ crunkdevito:
“ terezi-pie-rope:
“ shamelesslyunladylike:
“ lesradicalfeminisms:
“ tumbling-torterra:
“ a-strawbarry:
“ houseofheavy:
“ etspiritusvitae:
“ the female body is hardcore as fuck.
”
Yes it is.
”
so is...

thirtymilewoman:

whitebeltwriter:

crunkdevito:

terezi-pie-rope:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

*pounds gavel*
OHHHHH
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


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myheaddisananimal:

mandopony:

andreweliam:

sweeeetastea:

This is what it means to age gracefully…

God save the queen

I’m sick of the media telling us women can only be beautiful during a very tiny portion of their lives. Look at this amazing person, and tell me she hasn’t always been and remains to this day drop dead gorgeous.

Ladies, you’re always and forever beautiful. Remember that.

I’m not saying that beauty is the most important thing, I’m only saying your age will never steal it from you. So just keep rockin’ it.

i never want her to die

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krisvanassche:
“ A Magazine curated by Kris Van Assche
”

krisvanassche:

A Magazine curated by Kris Van Assche

crash-mcbarason:
“ google telling me to raise the bar
”

crash-mcbarason:

google telling me to raise the bar

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ragnorfellintomyheart:

Can we just talk about how Alec Lightwood pushed a tiny girl up against a wall and threatened to kill her, shot a faerie knight in the chest without a second thought and shot a huge demon down from the sky but also fell down the stairs after his first kiss, spilt wine on his shirt and goes bright red and flustered when walked in on. Please.

weregoingtojackson:

*screams internally*